Wednesday, June 14, 2006

have babies, will strip

Okay so here's the plan: make sure everyone thinks you're a dirty slut man-stealer, and then dress like one. Famed divorcee Denise Richards was welcomed with open labias as the newest member of Las Vegas's burlesque troop, The Pussycat Dolls. See, this is what I love about Denise Richards. She's like the Britney Spears of the acting world, except skinny and pretty. If she sees her public image veering just slightly towards humility or wholesome values (motherhood, abused wife, et al), she makes certain to do a goddang thing about it! Like pose for Playboy after having a baby! Or dressing like a homeless whore clown and dancing inside a huge martini glass! Work it girl!


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