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Ever wonder how every dude in nyc looks gay? Easy! They shop at APC! Now you too can dress like a mo as the Gallic calling card for hipsters worldwide slashes the entire store by fifty percent. But be warned, these threads are suitable for the long and lean. I have endured many a breakdown after attempting an APC spree. If you too border an eating disorder, stick to the jackets. And remember: you can never be skinny enough!
APC, 131 Mercer St. between Prince and Spring, 212-966-9685, Tues 13-July 31.