like dysentery without the third world country...

Leave it to the temptress of tasteful to one up herself on the vomit factor. In the upcoming August issue of Harper's Bazaar, brace yourself, Britney poses nude. Pre-natal glow, you ask? More like, I'm a little smelly down there cause Kev gave me the crabbies. If you thought Dateline was scary, you're a pussy. And now you get to kind of see one. It's Britney's. And I think it smells.