a grain of hope for the short and stalky

Yet another testament to a tall skinny bitch's plight. According to various sources, (and by various I mean the raddest of the rags Page Six) my future boyfriend Justin Timberlake has dumped Cameron's surfing ass on the curb. Apparently, he found her too clingy. Bitches. Can't live with em, can't live without em. Does this mean we can hope for a Spears/JT reunion? A girl can dream...