Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Quit your Job!

Fuck real estate brokers! For that matter, fuck working altogether! The Department of Housing Preservation and Development has opened new subsidized housing in Cooper Square. Sixty three apartments are currently under construction to be rented for next-to-motherfucking-nothing! For a studio apartment,(if you make $21,600-$24,800 annually) you'll pay $576 a month. A one bedroom: $617. I'm sayin'. If you have a job, quit that shit! Get your ass eligible and then make money selling street chalupas to hungry cooper kids. Applications must be in by July 15, 2006. To request an application, send a postcard to:
Cooper Square II & III Affordable Housing
303 Park Ave. South
NY, NY 10010
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