Thursday, June 22, 2006

bringing up baby

Us Weekly is counting the days that the anxiously awaiting public has been denied a view of the devil spawn Suri Cruise. As of three seconds ago, the count is at 65 days, 14 hours, 9 minutes, and 28 seconds. Did she fake the pregnancy all together? Does the kid have four arms? And if she did fake it, why the bitch still so fat?


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