something borrowed, something boob

If you were worried that trailer trash was nearly extinct, worry no more. Famed intellectual Pamela Anderson is remarrying the lovely and understated Kid Rock this Saturday on St. Tropez. With Tommy Lee's blossoming television career impressing the masses, Pammy had little choice but to re-commit to a man motivated by midgets. Aching to know more about this prolific reunion? Bookmark Pam's online diary for daily updates on world politics, human rights, and boobs.
www.pamelaanderson.com.
better than cnn.