Saturday, July 01, 2006

the bee breaks out

Damn I been missin this bitch's titties! Or so many Americans have mused since the Queen Bee's lockdown. Now, on this July 4th weekend, we can truly bless our nation's democratic process. Lil' Kim will be released from her Philadelphia prison on Monday July 3. The rapper has been jailed since Sept. 19 after being convicted of lying to a federal grand jury about a shooting outside New York radio station station WQHT. How will her 10 month stint in jail change the mistress of all things naughty, you ask? Perhaps, like Martha, she will find a new beginning. Or, like Martha, she went lezzie with all them hoodrats in her cell. How many licks now, Kim?


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